All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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