Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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