Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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