haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just fell off a train. Bad.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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