Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
