We won't sleep together?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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