C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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