i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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