whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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