My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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