You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
