I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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