I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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