please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
My feet surprised me
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