If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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