Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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