Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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