Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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