so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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