new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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