I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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