I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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