if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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