I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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