Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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