Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I smell like Dick and happiness
This toilet bowl is my home.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
