I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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