is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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