Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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