Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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