i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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