awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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