Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
