Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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