I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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