genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Randomize
