If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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