Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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