well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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