It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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