can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Randomize
