I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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