Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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