Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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