I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
