But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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