I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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