Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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