You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
