You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
"it" just moved
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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